From Gregory Benford and Confessions of a science librarian
My favorite piece of advice in the article is to make sure that you have as many trendy buzz words in your title as possible. And of course, make sure that you overstate your results.
Suppose that you view a paper as a mature adult when the acceptance letter is finally written. According to that time-scale, the paper is probably a young toddler at first submission.
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